Stop. Just... Stop. (RANT BOOK)

One Direction

I have been seeing a lot of people saying this like this lately: "If you weren't here since the X Factor, you're not a true fan and never will be so stop pretending you will ever be a real fan." And I also saw someone else say "Yeah, you can know what their middle names are and stuff, but do you know how Louis' dick crinkles when he smiles? Or how Niall's nips turn blue when he craps?"

Let's start with the first one. A lot of us were here right after the X Factor thing. Just because we weren't there during their first breath doesn't mean we're less of a fan. Okay? Done? On to the other stupid crap I have to talk about.

I know a lot about them. It's almost been two years and I did a lot of research and facts got stuck in my head. Sure, I've forgotten some things, like Louis' dad's name, and the girls that Harry's supposedly dating, but I can't remember everything. But I'm proud of my knowledge because facts are what make you know a person better. Not everyone can over analyze everything like you can and know where Zayn's ears go when he pees, but that just means they can't be profilers and psychiatrists. It doesn't mean they're less of a fan.

Okay? Good. Done. I'm okay. *throws hands up and storms out*

But in all seriousness, respect other fans. New, old, carroty, not carroty, psychotic- well, yeah, you should avoid the psychotic ones, but respect them while avoiding them. Don't be a jerk. Okay? Let's hug. Wait- no, don't do that. Don't touch me.

I was supposed to end that serious, but I don't know anymore and just... Bye.

*walks out*