Stop. Just... Stop. (RANT BOOK)

ROCK. I HAVE BEEN UNDER A ROCK.

What.

The.

Actual.

DUCK.

God, I feel really stupid right now.

So apparently all of the boys have nudes except for Ashton (doesn't really surprise me that Ashton's the only one who hasn't taken a picture of his penis except for the Luke-nudes part because that surprises the crap out of me) and how the hell did I not know this?

I mean, I knew about Calum, but that was pretty much it.

What happened to Luke being too shy to take off his shirt yet he can take a picture of his dick? What? Since when does that make sense?

And Michael, I knew he went in for a recording session naked and that's how they got their Facebook taken down (I think) but was there a different time?

Am I just completely wrong here and flipping out for nothing? Because I feel stupid and under a rock.

*Throws pictures everywhere* Rain doesn't know whether to feel lost, sad, disappointed, or if she's just over reacting. *Oi.*