5sos

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by ForeverIsFine

by ForeverIsFine

So, today, I went on Omegle cuz I was bored. And there was this girl, and she was like "hey, I like 5sos and stuff." And I was like "I am too! I'm pretty new, but I'm learning" (that's exactly what I said. Exactly.) and she goes "oh. We don't like newbies"." By 'we' she was referring to every fan of 5sos. Excuse me? When did you become queen? Since when was it made a law that I had to kiss your ass?

I am very, very new. I joined the fandom on July 11th, and I'm still very carroty. I'm not sure what to call it and One Direction is the only other fandom that I've drowned myself in, so I'm stick to carroty, just so you know. Anyway, I'm still extremely carroty and this is why I haven't written any fanfiction on them yet. But just because I'm new doesn't mean I'm not part of the fandom.

So, here's what I have to say to you, Omegle person: I'm sorry I wasn't here while their parents conceived them. I'm sorry I wasn't there when they popped out of their mother's vaginas. Would you like me to turn back time, your royal buttface, and crawl out of the vaginas with them? God, you need to learn to not be such a jerk, I hope you get hit by a tour bus of your favorite band because then HA. KARMA BITCH.

I'm sorry for that, I'm pretty mad. I generally don't wish death upon people, because I'm a nice person like that.

Did you laugh? Because that was the biggest joke ever. I'm not the nicest person, and if you cross me, I will most likely cuss you out and sound like the biggest idiot ever, but yknow.

But seriously, I don't generally wish death upon people because I believe in karma. Kinda. Most of the time, if I do wish death upon you, I don't actually mean it. Okay? Done? Good, I'm out. Bye. *throws chair down and storms out*