Nemo -@mukeclcmmings- tagged me in this, even though I did it like 3 months ago, but that's okay bc I'm bored so why not.
1. My eyes are really small, so the shadow of my eyelids makes my eyes look bloodshot when 20% of the time they're not. The other 80% of the time they are, but that's just due to lack of sleep -I'm not high I promise ily-
2. I can't watch movies. I mean, I can, but around the hour mark I start to get anxious and I move around a lot and I start talking and it's just a mess.
3. When I get anxious, it makes me have to pee.
4. I once wrote a paragraph about two guys fighting over milk.
5. I don't blow dry my hair anymore because it takes too long, so after I wash my hair I just let it sit on my chest, which makes my boobs wet.
6. It pisses me off to no end when people are like 'Oh, you ship a ship romatically? Die.'
7. I'm shaped like a pear and it's kind of disgusting.
8. I have hang nails all of the time, so my fingers look really gross.
9. When I hold my hand up straight, my fingers bend backwards.
10. I have never been to a wedding, and I've only been to one funeral, but I was maybe 2 at the time so all I remember is playing with my brother and these two boys who I'd probably hate now.
11. My favorite movie is Bird Cage -and I know I said I can't really watch movies, but drag queens-
12. I love drag queens -as you could probably tell from 11-
13. I was sick for about two weeks straight last year -over winter break- and within that two week period I had over 200 cough drops.
14. I went a full three years without hearing my voice on tape/recording/etc. *woo me*
15. I'm allergic to hand sanitizer. It makes my hands break out into a rash and it itches.
16. Once about three years ago, I was throwing knives in the back yard with my brother when the knife went into my neighbor's yard. I was walking to my neighbor's backyard, but I stepped on his front lawn, and slipped on mud/snow and scraped just below my knee. It was numb and to this day I still have the bump and nerve damage to go along with that.
17. I have bruised my tail bone over 8 times.
18. I brush my hair as little as possible because I brush it and then 3 minutes later it's a mess again.
19. I think about sad things a lot.
20. I'm always tired. Always.
Well, there you go, more random blahdgbgyhawdjsl from me. -Tagging @GNRandHoran to do this bc I can-
Rain out. -I'm going to post a rant tomorrow, sorry for the three/four day break-
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OverigI just generally hate everything. "And I'm angry about everything all the time."