Stop. Just... Stop. (RANT BOOK)

I'm Not Okay

This isn't really a rant... If it is, it's light hearted.

I've pissed myself.

Fringe Ashton + glasses Ashton= Pissed myself

Pissed myself + fringe Luke= I'm not okay at all

I'm not okay at all+ Michael in general= I can't even rn

I can't even rn + I really like to watch Calum play his bass= I am dead.

I am dead + kitten fu.cking Michael gif= My ghost can't

*Falls to floor* Time of death: 5:49 pm

Cause of death: 5sos and Larry feels (not mentioned in this rant, but it probably will be at some point because Larry fanart is life)

Last words: Oh fuck, who gave you guys the fucking right, don't you even- oh jesus fucking christ. And kitten Michael and-

*Becomes a sobbing mess of a ghost, floats out of the room*