Stop. Just... Stop. (RANT BOOK)

Calum HooOoOoooOod/Famous Things

Have you ever done something/liked something, and then a famous person does it and you're like 'oh, I used to do that thing/I love that thing' or something along those lines, and then the person you told that says 'you're just copying them, poser.'

And it's like what?

For instance, when I was younger, I could only do an Australian accent and not a British one, and it was weird. And then when I started liking 5sos, I was like -jokingly, of course- 'I can't do a British accent to save my life, but I can do an Austrailian accent; it must be a sign'. And then the person I was talking to called me a liar and got all mad at me.

I have a paper eating problem, I even have evidence, just look at all of my school work from when I was in public school. There is maybe one page that I hadn't chewed on. Recently I started googling funny Andy Beirsack things (bc at 4 in the morning, what else is there to do) and I found out he eats paper. And I showed my friend a gif of him doing it and went 'that was me in public school' and they were like 'you're copying him blahblahblahbitchiness'

A lot of the time our life is full of coincidences that match famous people's lives that we happen to like, and it's not my fault that you don't believe me, okay, screw you.

I was born on January 25th, and I've been told 'so you like Calum so much that you change your birthday for him' and I'm like 'no, I just happened to pop out of my mom's vagina the same day he did his.'

So yeah. Happy birthday to Calum the rice bowl, who is now 16. Happy birthday, you teenage boy, you. <3

*sets fire to room* Ugh. *cackles*