Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots

michael mell x reader imagines

Look at me being fucking relentless with the imagines. Let's just fucking do this ok?

-so it's the beginning of junior year
-you gloed the fUCK UP and look actually decent
-so you roll into school in whatever car
-and you strut your stuff into school and sOMEONE catches your eye
-it was that dude who always wears red,, but he wasn't wearing red!!!
-g a s p
-you got a good look at his face and thought he was p cute,,
-you go on like this, you like hoodie kid who didnt wear his hoodie for like one day
-but then
-a certain mr. Richard goranski asks you to jakey d's halloween party and
-i mean he's cute ig so you go with him
-he's jason and ur a bumble bee
-how cute
-you guys sorta hang out before the party so you arent COMPLETE strangers
-and turns out yall have a lot in common
-b u t
-he acts like a jerk sometimes and like,, get REALLY mad
-and thats too much for ur smol heart

-so at the party
-ur lookin p sexii
-and rich does cat calls and shit and touches you weirdly
-but you dont like it so you panic
-rich doesnt notice ur panicking and continues
(Im making rich sound like a bad person but remember!!! This was when he was squipped so he most likely didnt mean any of these horrible things. Also, dont catcall and shit because that isnt cool. It's super gross.)
-so you run into the bathroom and sob
-little do you know
-theres some dude named michael in there lmao
-he looks through the eye holes of his costume and sees you sobbing
-so he takes off his costume and you talks about the party
-he wasn't having a good time either
-and then you realize
-this is hoodie kid
-so now you start like really blushing
-and you guys hug and he just comforts you and it's u g h rlly fluffy
-he gives you his number bc you guys had a good time in there
-ur name in his phone is Y/n ❤🐝
-his name in ur phone is Michael💕🍯
-bc like,,
-bees and honey go together
-a w h

-so you hear about the fire and are kinda sad about it
-i mean
-he was your "boyfriend" but he certainly wasnt a good one
-michael just doesnt care so yall just cruise right along
-one day you and michael are getting stoned in his basement
-and you tell michael all ur feelings
-and he doesnt believe it because ur high and ur kinda thankful because w o o h that was a close one
-but ur also sad he didnt accept it

-you and michael go to like starbucks and record stores a lot
-lmao basic
-and he takes a lot of pictures of you
-one night he missed you?? But in not a friend way?? So he looked through them
-he saw you holding a beatles record and a cute lil smile on ur face and,,
-he just m e l t e d
-he scrolled more and saw a selfie of you two where you were holding him by the waist
-and he missed it
-and then he realized
-he done fucked up
-so he texts you

-"y/n,, remember when we got stoned that one time and you told me you liked me?"
-"no lmao i was stoned"
-thats a lie you do remember
-"well, i wanted to apologize for not accepting it"
-this is wack why is he apologizing ???
-"why?"
-"i feel the same way"
-lmao s i l e n c e
-you set down your phone and start having a panic attack from happiness?? If that makes sense
-"y/n, will you be my girlfriend??"
-he's rlly fuckign nervous
-"lmao i thought you'd never ask"
-he sighs and smiles a rlly fucking big smile
-so it's skool tiem
-you guys see each other and hold hands while you walk to ur classes
-but then jeremy the fuckface decides to show up
-"hey punk,, you dating the girl loser now?"
-"yeah,, but she's really cool. She isn't a loser"
-he like slams him against a locker oh n o
-"i cant wait to ruin her life."
-and michaels like oh helllllll nah
-so he's always with you and never told you why
-but hey ur not complaining

-ur president of like sage club or some plant related thing
-and you had a meeting
-jeremy fuckface heere was there and like,, beat you up when the meeting was done
-"this wont be the last time, l/n"
-and you s o b
-but then,
-michael sees you and literally s p r i n t s to you
-and he is the BEST at comforting people
-you end up sitting in his lap and he has one arm wrapped around you and one arm stroking your hair
-you're there for like a good 10 minutes before he picks you up to go home

-you decide to stay at his house and his moms are s u p e r nice holy shit
-so yall decide to watch old movies like breakfast club and the heathers
-"omg jd is so hot"
-"michael thats gay"
-"it's not gay if it's true"
-"i guess you're right"
-"but y/n,,, what about me"
-"ur a close second to jd"
-"wow thanks love you too"
-he said he loves you
-you both are shook
-"y-you love me?"
-"I-uh-"
-"I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!"
-omfg ur too cute he cant handle it
-you guys cuddle a l o t
-he's super warm lmao w h a t
-he gives you his *iconic* red hoodie to sleep in and he takes rlly cute pictures of you
-he sets one as his background
-then he continues to cuddle you until he falls asleep

-at school everyone knows ur dating but doesnt care bc ur LoSeRz
-you love michael tho
-and one time you saw jer coming down the hallway where sage was
-and you ran and hid bc you were scared
-jeremy entered the room and started creepily calling your name
-but oh shucks he found you
-he yeets you out of ur hiding spot
-and when he started hitting you you blocked a hit and kicked him as hard as you could in his balls and stood up
-you ran away hoping michael would be around
-and t h a n k g o d he was
-he hugged you
-you hugged him

-now
-you didnt do drama so you didnt witness the whole squip thing
-but apparently jeremy was better
-but you still didnt trust him
-now rich and jake are dating lmao cute
-michael doesnt take you to prom bc he doesnt think he's ready
-which is totally fine
-yall just like see a movie or smth idk
-then you made out behind the theatre lmao ew
-he just l o v e s you a lot ok??

-senior year ooh boy
-you went to some tropical vacation over summer and it was super cool
-you also made him quit smoking
-you guys waltz into school and you hang out w jeremy since you actually trust him now
-you see rich and jake run into a bathroom together
-yep everything is normal

-so michael was not having a good time with rehabilitating from weed
-he would get really mad at you for making him quit but you knew it was better for him
-one time he got so mad he hit you and oh no
-before you could even react he just started sobbing
-a w h poor boy
-you hugged him
-recovery is hard :( but eventually he gets better
-and neither of you wanted to go to college so you bought a house together for after you graduate

-and you do graduate
-you graduated top of your class in all subjects lmao nerd
-michael is proud of you tho
-you and michael drive to your house and just admire it
-then you guys go inside and just fuck around
-he learned how to french braid so he braided your hair sldjdksk
-you eventually move in together like 6 months after you graduated
-and you guys just live there and it's gr8

-so michael decides to take you out on a date
-how cute
-you both are like 20 now
-michaels almost 21
-and he takes you to a drive in movie theather awh how sweet
-and he fucking proposes to you w h a t
-ofc you say yes

-you call up all ur bros from high school and tell them ur engaged and they're coming to ur wedding

-im too lazy to write a wedding but it was extra as (m)hell
-so now ur y/n mell, married at 22 years old omg
-then you go back to ur house and do number 17

-so one morning you just start vomiting a lot oh no
-michael is still asleep tho
-it's early
-you dont go to work until the afternoon and neither does he
-so you make an appt with the doctor

-time for doctor
-o h n o
-"y/n mell, congratulations, you're pregnant."
-s o b
-shit you gotta tell michael
-you leave the doctors office like,, panicking
-michael wouldnt be mad would he?
-no,,

-"he uh michael can you come here for a second"
-"yeah whats up baby"
-"well first you look really cute today, uh we are almost out of milk, im pregnant, and we need to call the bank."
-but you said it really fast
-michael maks an 😐 face
-"wait,, what did you say,,"
-"you look rlly cute today"
-"no after that"
-"we need more milk"
-"After that"
-"we need to call the bank"
-"before that"
-"ohhhhhhhh im pregnant? Yeah thats a thing"
-he just like,, starts sobbing a lot ahaha
-you guys hug
-it's a great time in the mell household

-so you have the baby
-it was a boy and you guys named him Max
-michaels instagram is just him and max lmao
-anyway yall last to the end of time
-the end bitches