Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots

evan x emo!male reader

oopsies it's gay now

"y/n, if you want to be with evan, you have to talk to evan. You can't pussy out right now."

"i can pussy out when i want!"

evan hansen. total softboy, opposite of me.

i am damaged.

not to be too edgy, but i am very damaged. evan is my opposite, a complete happy-go-lucky kiddo who has the world in front of him. and now im asking him out like the dumbass fucker i am.

i walk right up to him (he's reading a book about trees)

"e-EvAn"

my voice cracks. evan looks up from his book, fixing his eyes on me.

do i look ok?

"hi y/n! what's up?"

im knees weak moms spaghetti

"i- well- it was- i just-"

"..y/n? are you alright?"

he puts his hand on my forehead.

"you seem a little feverish."

i swear to god i could have passed out right there.

"-EVANWILLYOUGOONADATEWITHMEIT'SOKIFYOUDONTJAREDMADEMEASKBUTIREALLYHOPEYOUSAYYESBECAUSEYOU'REREALLYREALLYCUTEANDIWOULDLOVETOBEYOURBOYFRIENDIFTHATSOKKAYWITHYOU"

evan was silent, then he hugged me

"y/n, i thought you would never ask. of course i will! im hella gay!"

"same!!"

he lets go of me and gestures me to sit down, which i happily accept. i wrap an arm around his shoulder, making him blush.

then he started talking about trees.

"so, the sycamore is only found in certain parts of north america, but it's more common im the wild in the midwest."

"well evan, i guess we're becoming cowboys now."

"y/n, thats not what the midwest is."

"🤠"

"how the fuck did you-"

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