Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots

jeremy x reader

You're the oldest sibling in your family. You have 6 other siblings (yes, 6). They bother you while jeremy is over your house. If you actually have 6 siblings, just use their names instead of mine.

Female reader, but it can easily be changed.

Welp, jeremy is coming over my house for the first time. We always hung out at his house because he's an only child, and that's basically the only thing we have in common. I'm the oldest of 7 kids.

Yes, 7.

I make sure everyone is out of the way for when jeremy comes over. I'm more scared than when I was told I was going to be an older sister.

Ding dong

I sprint to the door as fast as i can before anyone else can get there. I think im in the clear, but i see my 10 year old brother anthony already beat me to it.

"Oh. So you're Jeremy. Hmm y/n picked a good looking man. Are you good at kissing?"

I quickly grab anthony and push him out of the way, earning me a punch on the thigh.

"Ow.. Hi jer! Im sorry about that, uh, well come in!"

He grabs my hand softly as I lead him up the stairs very quietly.

"Y/n, this seems a little bit extra. I want to meet your siblings!"

"Are you sure? They all like to annoy-
MOTHERFUCKER! OWWWWOWOWWWW"

I lift my foot to see a lego. Are you kidding me?

"No swearing in front of the baby!"

The next oldest in my family is Talia, who right now is holding my youngest sibling Cameron.

"Cameron left the lego on the ground!"

"He's a baby he doesn't know any better!"

Jeremy giggles at our bickering.

"Hi Talia"

He says.

"Hey Jeremy. Swallow any good robot pills lately?"

Jeremy blushes amd looks down.

"Talia, go to your room."

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"I'm 18, I can tell you what I want. Now go to your room."

As she stomps away I turn to Jeremy and kiss him on the cheek.

"I'm so sorry about that. Let's just keep moving."

We moved about 5 steps before we got interrupted by the next two siblings, troy and morgan.

Troy and morgan are twins and 12. Middle schoolers are very annoying.

"Y/n!!! Is that your boyyyyyyfriendddd?"

Troy says. Morgan laughs and makes kissy noises.

"Yes. Say hi to jeremy."

"HI JEREMY"

"Hi.."

He turns to me for their names.

"Troy and morgan."

"Hi troy and morgan."

I continue to walk with jeremy's hand in mine, earning an aw from morgan and a vomiting noise from troy.

"How do you have so many siblings?"

"Would you really like me to answer that question?"

"mmmm not really."

I giggled as i tried to open my door. We were interrupted again by the second youngest l/n in the family, lauren, crying.

"Ugh, i'll be right back."

Jeremy still follows me into lauren and cameron's room. The small 3 year old is whining because of her toy, but that is soon diminished as soon as she sees jeremy.

She walks to jeremy and as he crouches down, she starts touching his face.

"Aw, she likes you!"

Jeremy laughed, making her laugh too. Lauren leaned into jeremy and wrapped her small hands around his neck in a hug.

"Hey, back off he's mine."

I said.

"I don't know y/n I think she is a close second in the cute department."

"Well, i think we should get back to what we actually wanted to do here, right?"

Jeremy kissed her forehead and let her go.

"Yes."

He grabbed my hand and we headed back to my room, locking the door so no intruders could get in. We jumped onto my bed and turned on the tv, watching f/s (favorite show).

"You know y/n, you look exactly like all of your siblings."

"That's what everyone tells me."

I giggled a little bit and snuggled up against jeremy, earning a kiss on the head for it.

"But I think you're by far the prettiest."

"HEY!"

someone from outside the door shouts.

Groaning, i get up and unlock the door, opening it to see all 6 of my siblings standing there, listening.

"GET OUT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? I'M GOING TO TELL MOM AND SHE WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR ELECTRONICS!"

"NOOOOO"

troy and morgan run away screaming.

"Jeremy, you think I'm pretty right?"

"Uhh-I um-"

"Yes talia. You're a 10. Now leave before I kill you. AND IF I CATCH YOU GUYS IN FRONT OF THIS DOOR AGAIN, THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE JEREMY, UNDERSTAND?"

"Yes y/n."

"Good. Now scram."

They all walked away, except lauren who wanted to be with jeremy. I picked her up and put her on my bed, crawling to jeremy and laying on top of him.

"Jer, i think lauren wants you to stay."

She grabbed jeremy's nose and smiled.

"I want my alone time with y/n. Maybe another time."

I picked up lauren and put her outside my room, locking the door for the second time.

"Where were we?"

I crawled back into jeremy's arms as he softly kissed my neck.

"I love you AND your crazy family, y/n."

"I love you too, jer-bear."

"You know how I feel about that nickname."

"I can't help it. You're too darn cute jer-bear."

I hear a soft 'aww' from the other side of the door. Ah shit, here we go again.