Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots

Rich Goranski x reader imagines

-freshman year
-rich wasn't cool at all lmao
-neither were you but you didnt care
-now you and rich
-you guys were tight
-yall played mario kart at ur house and rich would beat you awh
-you guys also secretly had crushes on eachother
-but ur friendship was too lit to mess up so yall stayed chicken
-and then then then then then then then then then then then then then
-he got a squip

-rich just 1000% just blocked you out of his life
-and ur family wasn't the greatest situation so you ended up in a foster home
-and you moved away from there for sophmore year and you were super cool at this school
-like you were the star of whatever sport team or club you decided to do and you were super popular
-but then you got another family in new jersey again
-and went back to middle borough (??)
-and you were not cool there
-rich picked on you a lot

-let's elaborate
-rich still really likes you
-like a crap ton
-he actually wants a long relationship with you awh
-but his squip tells him to bully you and he gets so sad because of it
-he just thinks ur rlly pretty and that you have the brightest eyes and the cutest smile
-but he cant see that because of his fucking squid
-so he just bullies you

-one day ur really depressed because this kids bullying you
-but you didnt know it was rich
-so it goes on and you are into self harm :(
-you never felt this sad
-one day you get a nice look at his face and
- o h s h i t
-ur just even more sad now
-you walk into school ready for another horrible day
-with scratches underneath ur sweatshirt
- a w h y/n dont be sad
-rich grabs your arm underneath and feels blood
-he turns red from some sort of feeling
-you yank your arm away and start literally sobbing
-rich has tears in his eyes
-he shakes it off and goes to jakey d
-"pft what a looser s-she is s-so weak w-w-with all those scratches on her a-a-arm"
-"rich u ok"
-"w-what kind of person e-even cuts themselves a-anymore thats like s-so 2005"
-"r i c h"
-then he just starts crying and jakey d is jakey done lmao

-so obviously you were shocked at the fire
-"why would rich burn his best friends house down?"
-you say to no one bc you have no friends lmao tragic
-but you get a text from the one and only jeremy heere
-random number: hey y/n it's jeremy rich wants to talk to you at the hospital
-so you went

-on the bus or whatever the fuck you used to get there
-you had like smol anxiety bc
-what if its a prank yknow
-but
-it wasnt a prank
-"y/n.. im tho thorry for everything.. but.. i jutht needed to tell you how thorry ive been.. every tormemt and every comment ive made to you.. but ur jutht been m-my cruth for tho long and i hate what ive done to you. I think ur really pretty and ur tho perfect, but i underthtand if you dont wanna be with me."
-w ow
-you almost fell
-"oh rich.. i thought you would never confess!"
-you want to hug him but like he's in a cast lmao
-instead you just get closer to him on his bed and kiss his cheek
-he blushes
-awh

-rich is outta the hospital now
-you can like hug him and cuddle and all that stuff
-but no sexii time just yet
-lmao he has a burnt weiner
-for now yall like to do things like go eat dinner
-one time rich got a wedge salad (if you dont know what it is google it)
-omg you made fun of him for days

-rich is finally fully healed!!
-once he was clear from the doctor you literally just tackle him in a hug
-it dont hurt him no more
-rich gets this idea
-you can tell because he gets this mischievous look on his face
-he flips you over
-oh no , ,, , ,,,, ,

-yall do sexii time
-i refuse to write about this rich is too precious
-but after sexii time

-rich literally holds you as tight as possible
-omfg he loves you
-he notices the scars you have on your arms
-he looks all sad then kisses them and you j u s t
-he does things like help you put your clothes on if you want
-he brushes your hair and puts it up if it's long enough
-then you lay down with him and sleep

-it's the end of junior year. Everything is great and shit, but you just didnt want to continue with school
-like you and rich skipped enough on your own, but like fuck that
-so you drop out hahahsjahjahsh
-you and rich build a freaking house together w hat
-like a fully functional house
-electricity, water and all
-"rich ur so smart omg"
-"nah im just great at minecraft"
-"o h ,, , ,,, ,"
-so you live there
-it took all of summer to build you deserve it

-does rich marry you at 19? Yeah lol
-you had a small wedding it was great
-jakey d was jakey done again

-so yall dont have any kids because ew
-but something happens to rich
-he just becomes.. weirdly lazy
-and he claims he's "stressed"
-hm
-you come home from whatever job you got
-and see rich downing a full ass bottle of wine
-you yeet it outta his hands but he sister sucker punches you in the throat
-you fainted
-....
-in this moment, richard goranski knew he fucked up
-he just sobs

-you woke up
-you were fine
-but things like this continue
-you get home from {job} and rich is just asleep on the couch
-so you get into self harm :( again!!
-but this time it's worse
-you crii

-one day on a rlly *hot* day,
-you were wearing a sweatshirt
-rich is all like "y/n it's like a bajillion degrees outside"
-"huh yeah ik im fine tho"
-you literally sprint away from him lmao
-he catches up to you and yanks up your sleeve and sobs
-you sob
-we all sob

-*makeup sexii time*

-so one day you notice ur stomach hurting a lot and- holy cow how did i gain 20 pounds?!??!?!?!
-you go to the gym but it only gets worse
-you dont want rich to know omg he would think ur gross
-so you thought about it for a minute
-and you take a pregnancy test
-oh shit,,,

-"RICH IM PREGNANT!"
-"K ILL DO IT LATER- W A I T"
-more sobbing

-finally, you have two twins. Travis and grace goranski
-rich is such a proud dad
-he's with you through it all
-ur relationship has never been stronger
- hhhhhh i love rich