I love John Mulaney so please enjoy this
Jeremy: Remember being twelve and thinking "dont look at me or I'll kill myself" (or) I need very much for everyone to like me
Michael: College is just your opinion. It's raising a hand and saying "Emily Dickinson was a lesbian" and them saying "partial credit"
Rich: WHO let this HORSE into the HOSPITAL ??
Jake: A hundred drunk white children screaming "fuck da police!"
Evan: You could poor soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you
Jared: Adult life is already so goddamn weird
Connor: I think I'll just pepper in the fact I am gay
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Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots
FanfictionWell well well... look who we have heere. Ill write on this if i feel inspired, or if i feel lonely and want the love of fictional people to consume me. I'll take requests and prompts too!! !!no smut!!
