Starting from least simpy to most simpy
7. Jared
Jared is the least simpy of the boys. In fact, he makes fun of Evan for being a simp many, many times. He doesnt like dating lol. He's waiting till he finds a girl to simp over HIM lmfao loser
6. Connor
If you've ever heard the phrase "skinny guys give the best dick" that's connor. He doesn't care enough to simp. He wants pussy and nothing else. There, however, is a small SMALL chance he falls for someone.
5. Jake
Jake isn't known to simp, but I think if he found a person he really actually genuinely liked, he would stumble over his feet and be like 😢👉👈. Other than that, jake doesn't care for simping over girls UNLESS they fit that description.
4. Rich
I'm putting Rich halfway. It's obvious he wants pussy (or dick), but he's more than willing to have a relationship for that, so he does tend to simp, but he's more lowkey about it.
3. Michael
Michael doesn't know how to deal with his feelings. But, when he meets someone he likes he'll pretend to act cool but ends up being a total dork. He tries to remain calm but honestly just can't. Yeah, he simps. But it doesn't go as far as the next two.
2. Evan
Evan is a HUUUUGE simp. For Zoe. I almost made him tie for first place, but then I looked at what he did. He lied to mass amounts of people not for Zoe, but for himself. Zoe was just a part of the experience and he just happened to simp for her before that whole ordeal. Still a really REALLY big simp, but not as big as the number one spot.
1. Jeremy
Ok, what's worse. Lying to a small community of people or causing an almost-apocalypse with people infected with robots for a girl who doesnt like you that much. Obviously, Jeremy is the biggest simp in all of musical theatre history. Come on, the whole reason he gets a squip was to impress christine, that's the biggest plot point of the show. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready moms spaghetti. There's a song about why he wants to be cool, and it's for christine! Everything he does is influenced by the fact that he's in love with christine, and michael always makes fun of him for being a simp.
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