Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots

headcannons with people I don't use

People used:

Evan hansen
Jake Dillinger
Jared Kleinman
Squip

EVAN HANSEN:

-Evan is basically the quietest person ever, except when it comes to you. He loves talking and laughing and screaming and singing with you

-Ev's favorite musical is little shop of horrors because of the plants

-Evan was depressed before he was with you. His therapist told him to invest in meeting someone, and once he met you, he finally understood.

-Evan likes to call you flower, love, lovely, and beautiful.

-Evan listens to indie soft music like dodie.

-"Y/n, if I werent madly in love with you I'd have a tiny crush on dodie."

-Evan likes to refer to you as his better half because before he was with you he didn't have a lot of friends.

-Evan is. So. Corny. OH MY GOSH.

-He has a garden and every time his flowers are ready to be picked he makes a bouquet for you.

-Heidi likes you because you got evan out of his shell.

-you love Evan because he is trusting and kind. You guys act like two little kids in love and it makes you both feel happy.

JAKE DILLINGER:

Jake is underappreciated sry i dont make the rules

-Jake likes to annoy you

-if you have glasses, he'll take them.

-if your hair is tied back, he'll pull on it.

-if you lose something, jake probably hid it.

-but he's just too darn cute about it!!

-"y/nnn whatcha lookin for?"

"The book i was just reading literally 3 seconds ago"

"Well did you check the freezer?"

"Why would my book be in the- oh my gosh"

"Hehehe"

-jake calls you baby, princess, babe, and sexy

-speaking of sex

-this man. Is obsessed with it.

-a lot of the time you aren't into it so you just have to say no, even if he's persuading you hard.

-jake is a1 master of teasing tho

-you call jake stupid head, goofball, baby, and jakey.

-jake loves it when you call him jakey because that's what the cool kids call him and he thinks you are *very* cool no matter how dorky you will be

-"jake can i borrow 400 dollars from you?"

"Abso fucking lutely not. Why?"

"...wicked tickets just went on sale"

"Aw i love wicked! But no."

-jake likes to talk out your problems and get a good understanding of how you feel, and you do the same for him.

-"y/n, please don't cry baby. I promise I'll make it better."

"R-really jakey?"

"*adorable chuckle* yeah."

-request more jake. I love this boy.

JARED KLEINMAN

-I've done my research for this one ooh boy

-it is no secret jared kleinman is a memelord

-but

-he loves you dearly

-you see, jared used to be very insecure about how he looked until you came along.

-you two started as best friends and grew into something more

-you two are basically jim and pam from the office.

-pranks, inside jokes, defending each other from your subordinates. The whole thing

-Jared calls you honey (honey), love, baby, and gorgeous.

-you call jared j-man, babe, and lovebug (cuz he is one)

-Jared likes to be corny and tell you dumb sexual pick-up lines

-"y/n, if i flip a coin, what would my chances be of getting head?"

-"jared you stupid idiot, your jokes are better than this"

-"*sigh* you're right."

-jared likes holding your hand when you're cold, even though you tell him he doesnt need to.

-all in all, jared is a loving and supporting boyfriend completely by surprise.

SQUIP

-squippy's love took you completely by shock (literally. He shocked you.)

-squip didn't like seeing you in pain and that's how he knew he was in love with you

-he started apologizing for every rude thing he said or did

-he never wanted to make you uncomfortable or make you sad

-he just wanted you to be happy with yourself. That's his job right?

-you quickly fell under the squip's spell too.

-you noticed how he treated you. You noticed how he liked to praise you instead of bringing you down.

-squip calls you cutie, love, and baby girl

-you call squip squippy, babe, and computer babe

-squip feels human emotion despite being a robot. He goes against his programming just for you.

-"well, y/n, I see you are happy. I must say I enjoy seeing you happy. It makes me.. feel human."

-"aw, squippy! You make me happy!"

-the squip also blushes a frick ton because of you

-he tries to "remain professional" but he just can't hide how much he loves you.

Hi i have a bunch of drafts so what do u wanna read next?

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K thanks bye