Bmc/deh X Reader Oneshots

jake x reader

im sorrg but jake boyd might be the hottest person alive

i woke up because of a call from jake.

i groaned, picked up the phone and sighed.

"jake, it's 7 am. the rest of the world isnt awake yet."

"y/n!!! please come over today, i have something really important i need to do."

"like what?"

"a walk! duh, it's the first day of fall!"

i chuckled at my dorky boyfriend.

"fine, ill be at your place in an hour, ok?"

"yay!! i cant wait!"

i unwillingly rolled out of bed and stared at the floor for a good 15 minutes. and then i did everything i should have done those 15 minutes, after i make coffee. i chug some scolding hot caffiene liquid, throw on some autumnal-looking clothes, brushed my teethe and hair, and (im making makeup optional idrc if you do it or not)

i look at the time and i should have been at jakes 5 minutes ago. damnit.

i jump into my car, getting a call from jake. before i leave, i reply,

"jakey! i know im late i just-"

"hehe, i like it when you call me jakey."

"i know, babe."

"also get your ass over here."

"k love you the most"

"wait dont go! i like talking to you."

"jake im driving"

"but you arent PHYSICALLY on your phone"

that smartass

"jakey, if i get into an accident we wont be able to go on a walk."

and then he hung up. the nerve of this boy i swear to god-

look! im here!

i open the car door on the passenger side (no way in fuck am i going to open my door to oncoming traffic)
but doing so, i stepped in a puddle of mud, ruining my shoe and the bottom of my pantleg.

"are you fucking kidding me?"

i groaned and kept walking into jake's apartment. i opened the door to see jake playing with his neighbor's dog.

"y/n! come say hi to lulu!"

i angrily sighed and got on my knees to play with the yapping dog

hey, she's kinda cut- MOTHER FUCKER

"ow!"

that fucking dog just bit me!

jake stood us both up and said

"your demon dog bit y/n!"

the woman turned to face us. her eyes met jakes, then my (now bleeding) hand, and then me.

"sorry"

i groaned (again) and stormed out of the building, not intending to wait for jake.

i kept walking to find his car, and i turned to see him just catching up behind me.

"y/n, please dont be grumpy."

i averted my eyes from jake and sighed heavily. jake took my hands in his.

"are you mad at me?"

i looked back at jake.

"i could never be mad at you, jakey."