What I think their Zodiac sign is based off how they act!
Jeremy: Gemini
Geminis are widely known for having "multiple personalities" or "two-faced" and to a degree that's what I did for Jeremy. Geminis also are pretty caring of people they love, and Jeremy, to a degree, is. He's a mix of both, which is why I think he's a Gemini.
runners up: Pisces; indecisive, Leo; conceded, Virgo; Materialistic
Michael: Pisces
Are you KIDDINGGGGG, Michael is the perfect pisces. He is in touch with his emotions, not afraid to be himself, and thrives best when he has a killer best friend. I may be showing him up more because I'm a pisces too (so is george salazar 👉👈) but Michael cares about everyone, even if they wronged him like jeremy did. Also, Geminis and Pisces are known as a comedic duo!!
runners up: Libra; balanced, Scorpio; misunderstood/passionate, Cancer; overly emotional
Rich: Scorpio
Rich is a complex person. He has a lot of feelings, but has no clue what to do with them. A trait of all water signs is emotional, so it makes sense for Rich to want to push those away to be cool. Scorpios are also wildly misunderstood, and that's exactly how Rich feels during his squip phase! Also, Piscses and Scorpios are compatible on a *sexual* level. That's great news for all of you who ship Expensive headphones.
Runners up: Aries; competitive, Saggitarius; go-getter, Pisces; dreamer.
Jake: Aries
Ok so if you watch Jenna Marbles, you know exactly how Julien acts. A crackhead. Out of control. A tornado, if you will. This is the energy Jake has. Like, all he wants to do is have a good time, but he can be serious when he needs to be. Sweet, caring, and competitive.
runners up: Scorpio; horny lmfao, Leo; passionate/conceded, Virgo; silly.
I'm ending the be more chill section with the fact that I think Christine is a Leo.
Evan: Cancer
If u know anything about Zodiacs, you know how Cancers are THE most emotional sign. Anxiety ridden, stressed, and overall just needs a hug. Big cancer energy
runners up: capricorn; stressed, pisces; emotional, virgo; outdoorsy
Connor: Scorpio
It's obvious that Connor was misunderstood. He killed himself because he knew he didn't belong. Basically everything about Rich, except he's dead lol
runners up: pisces; emotional, libra; wanting to establish peace, aries; does crack
Jared: Gemini
deadass I googled jacksfilms birthday and that is the inspiration for this. Jared is jack, and jack is jared. They have the same comedic energy and are both secretly caring about things they love.
runners up: aries; comedic, pisces; gullible, scorpio; misunderstood.
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