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(uh. oh.) the live

Jungwoo is still not here and the live stream is planned to start in T- two minutes. Ten was glaring at everyone who took part of the "y'all line" in his comment section while they just smiled back.

"Ten, where is your friend?" Taeil questioned impatiently.

"Oh, so y'all- you two aren't friends?" He had to go back and correct himself.

"We are." And then he walked to another room to do whatever. Ten knows Jungwoo lives twenty minutes from the dorms and if he said he's not even halfway here, then he hasn't even left his place yet.

"Guys we're starting now!" Doyoung yelled from the living room. Ten shot Jungwoo a quick text to speed and take short cuts before he went into the other room with the sixteen other guys.

"Not many people joined yet. We can wait a while until we actually do anything."

"Oh god, I can see all the rumours now. Some people are still wearing accessories that they should remove now and others are too close to have not put out a dating statement on anything yet." Taeil said looking pointedly to Chenle, Renjun, Jeno, Jaemin, Taeyong and Yoonoh. The youngest two Chinese boys removed their rings and pocketed them while the others put space between themselves- even if not everyone was in frame.

"Okay, I think there's enough people to sta- Jungwoo's ass has the nerve to watch." Doyoung narrows his eyes at the screen.

"Yikes." Jaemin says.

"Uh, anygay- way. Anyway. It's us, the NCT members, and our loyal fan accounts slash boyfriends." Johnny said smiling brightly into the camera before flipping it so everyone could be seen. Everyone took turns passing the phone around to introduce or greet.

Ten minutes in Jungwoo finally arrives. And of course he makes a loud entrance.

"Hey gays, your queen is here no need to be panicked." He flips his imaginary long hair as he put his spare key into his back pocket.

"The only real panicked gays here are Kun and oof. Never mind that other person haha." Taeil awkwardly laughed. He and Kun had gotten close as the two split the job of being the mothers.

Kun told him about how he felt for Jisung despite the six year age difference. Taeil also knew, as well as everyone else, that Jisung was in deep for Kun. But hey, love is love you can't really stop that. Kun said he didn't want to date Jisung until he was actually legal because he didn't want to be perceived as a child predator or some crazy shit like that.

Kun coughed at Taeil's broad statement and risked a glance at Jisung. Whoops, Jisung was staring right back with blank eyes. He leaned over to Taeil's ear.

"Thanks, Taeil. Another conversation that I don't really want to have later but I'm gonna have to have it later." He whispered. Taeil only shrugged seeing it as he did a good deed.

"Uhhhhhhh. Okay then. Let's get crazy bros!" Xuxi came out of the kitchen after lurking. He had managed to be able to lurk in real life as well as behind a screen which came in handy sometimes.

"Lemme see them comments." He grabbed the phone from Johnny's hand and put his face in the screen.

"Y'all lemme know what you wanna see. It could probably happen." He winked. Comments and suggestions immediately came rolling in at the speed of light. He read them all until one caught his eye.

"Alright, so this says how often do Ten and John smash?" He looks over at the two who were previously flirting before the question came about.

"I'll let the kids answer. They probably know better than I do." He looked around the room for one of the youngest who lived there. Renjun, Jeno, and Donghyuk all beside each other with their partners by them as well.

"Yo, dream!" He threw the phone and Renjun caught it. Only because Jeno and Donghyuk dodged it. But even so, Donghyuk was the first to speak.

"Oh my god. Those two are so damn gross! They are always- and I mean always, all over each other. They won't show that now because their PDA is in a whole other universe, but they stay fucking." Jeno snatched the phone from him.

"He's not lying. I put my earbuds in and blast music it doesn't work. I even started using heavy metal but that doesn't work either. If they aren't here then they're at Ten's and- oh shit." He turned to look at the other two.

"My bad for cussing, but what if they're tryna keep it low? Like the most I've heard them in one day was... six? Yeah, but what if they try not to do it as much when they're here? They probably do it so much more at Ten's." The three shared a look. Everyone simultaneously turned to Ten and Johnny.

"Fuck off. Can we just be gay and y'all not attack us? Thanks." Ten said flicking the middle finger.

"Yooo, read another comment." Xuxi yelled from the kitchen.

"Uhmmmm, okay. This one is asking about any new couples that we have announced." Jeno is quick to smile and pull Jaemin closer and kiss his cheek. He looks over at Chenle and Renjun- Renjun who is not sitting on Chenle's lap, and shows that before looking to see if anyone else wants to say.

"Me and Jungwoo talk." Xuxi is heard from the kitchen. All eyes, from the Hyung line, zoom to Jungwoo. Jungwoo whose face is the same shade of red in Taeil's hair.

"But you-" Ten quickly put his hand over Johnny's mouth.

"Congrats, Junguwu. Bout time you finally got yourself a man." Ten said through a smile and grit teeth.

"Yangyang says stan ATEEZ." Jaemin said while he scrolled through comments. Most comments were in English and Jaemin had nearly failed English two years in a row even with one of his parents fluent.

"Fuck, I can't read this." He gave up and left the live on his phone to focus on actually being in it.

"YEEHAW, BITCHES!" Donghyuk is seen in a cowboy hat running halfway across the room to where Yoonoh and the phone they're using to record with is.

"I can't remember if I told you guys or not,  but me and Mark are dating now." He winked a million unprofessional winks to the older.

"Let's play truth or dare." Jungwoo suggested. They still had about thirty minutes left before the hour was up.

"Hell Yeah. Let the games began."