Real Name Please

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-Prompt Based
(Prompt based ones will be smol)
-No Peter... sorry

Tony sighed, standing, and watching the new Avengers troop through the doors.

"Right." He clapped his hands together, catching their attention, and knocking them out of their awe,

"Let's make a line- yup." Tony popped his 'p' and pulled up his StarkPad, which was resting comfortably on his forearm,

"So, let's make your Tower and Avengers ID card." He paused, bringing up the application and typing in the three access codes,

Spider-baby

Waka-Waka-Wakanda

And

Iron-Pooptriate

He grinned- he was so creative, it was genius.

(Pepper had obviously complained profusely about them, Peter had blushed at the first one, and Rhodes had just walked away silently)

"Okay then." It was the wizard, Tony vaguely remembered him from a battle, and on Titan.

He gulped, suppressing the memories, before looking to the bearded, floating-cape wizard.

"Doctor Strange." He said seriously, but Tony just couldn't, and cracked a smirk,

"No." He said bluntly,

"Nonononono... I mean, your actual name." Tony told him, tapping yet again on his pad and bringing up the blank boxes he needed to fill out.

The wizard just stared him down blankly, ever so slightly irritated.

The kid had said that to him too.

He grunted, but continued anyways,

"Stephen." He began, and watched Tony type it in,

"Okay..." He needed a last name, or the ID wouldn't be valid,

"...Strange." He ended, about to turn away,

"Did you even HEAR what I just said?" Tony shouted, exasperated,

"Mr. Stephen, I need your last name!" He called at the retreating man.

Stephen paused.

Oh no he didn't.

He did not just call him Mr.

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