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33. Boredom

Boredom

(Eric x Reader)

Request: Hii can you do a fic for Eric (Divergent) where you have a day of with him and you're bored so you spend your time winding him up and what his reaction would be please if that's okay

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Technically you and Eric both had the day off, yet here you were in the office like any other day. Eric because he couldn't relax if his life depended on it and you because it had been rather boring at home and you knew Eric would probably be around.

"You should take a break and go out with me." You say as you lie on the couch in the corner of the room, twirling a pen between your fingers while you watch Eric with his papers.

"Are you asking me on a date Y/N?" He continues his scribbling, without looking up at you.

"No I'm asking you to do something fun with me instead of being stuck in this dusty old room." You get up and walk over, stopping right behind Eric so you can look over his shoulder, "...or would you be more willing to come if I did ask you out?" You add with a little smirk.

"I'm busy."

"It's your day off."

"That doesn't mean I'm not busy."

"Work can wait till tomorrow."

"No it can't."

"Pleeease?" You hug him from behind, resting your head on his shoulder while your hands trail down his chest, "Pretty please?"

"Y/N you're being annoying."

"You're just too stubborn."

You knew he'd never give in that easily, even if he wanted to take a break. On principle he'd make you beg but right now you weren't really in the mood for that so you decided on another stragedy. Annoy him so much that he'd gladly come with you just to shut you up for a minute.

"Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes?"

"Jesus..." Eric says, letting his head fall onto his forearm to rest on the table.

You had been talking non-stop for an hour now, he had no idea how you even came up with this shit. You both had transferred from erudite but not even Eric had accumulated such a huge amount of useless knowledge to talk that much, not that he would if he could.

"Y/N...what do you want to do?" He finally says, giving you a look of pure annoyance when he raises his head again.

"Well..." You were glad he had finally given in because you had been running out of stuff to talk about a long time ago and were just babbling things out that came to your mind, "...how about we take some drinks? You look stressed for some reason. I wonder why? It's your free day after all. Eric, what got you in such a bad mood? ... Let me rephrase that, an even worse mood than usual?" You ask with a smirk and grab your jacket from the couch while you wait for him at the door.

"You're gonna have so much work tomorrow, you won't be able to finish for the next few months." He hisses and slams the door shut behind you two.

You knew he wasn't joking but it had been worth it.

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