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9.1. Loaded Questions

Loaded Questions

Summary: Jimmy Fallon invites you to come on his show and play loaded questions. The questions get really personal and you'll do anything to keep them away from the public.

Warnings: Implied smut

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"And give it up for (Y/N) (L/N)!" Jimmy exclaims on stage, his hand gesturing towards the curtain that you stepped out from.

You smile and wave to the crowd that cheered for you. The happiness and nervousness making your hands shake and clammy. You walk over to Jimmy to give him a hug, he reciprocates it. He gestures to the other side of the table, you walk until you're opposite him.

"Tonight we a replaying a new game called loaded questions, how it works is that you are given a question that you must read in your head and give the answer out loud. If you choose to share the question you don't take a shot, if you choose to keep it to yourself, however, you take the shot and since our darling (Y/N/N) is not of the legal age in America we have substituted alcohol with other... liquids." He explains you laugh at his delivery of the last sentence.

Your eyes glaze over at the shot glasses that hold the "other liquids". The first one is bird saliva, the nest being clam juice and the last one being soy sauce. You cringe at the smells hitting your nose.

"So let's begin," Jimmy says, gesturing to you to go first. You move the shot glass off the coaster that it was on to read the question. You read it in your head, your eyes widening a bit at the personal question. You think about the answer before saying it out loud.

"When he's not tired from work."

Jimmy gives you a confused look, curious to know what the question is, you want to say the question because you know Tom is watching you at home.

"What?" Jimmy says after he tries to think of the question but fails.

"Do you wanna know what it was?" You ask.

"Yes," Jimmy says like it was the most obvious thing ever, the crowd cheers with him.

"Okay, fine. When do you and Tom have sex?" You repeat the question out loud and you hear Jimmy laughing opposite you, you hear him laugh harder once he linked the answer with the question. The crows laugh with him.

Once Jimmy has settled down the game continued, the questions weren't that Personal but the last question caught you off guard. You and Jimmy were calming down after he told his story about his first time he was high and got chased by a moose in Utah.

Your smile drops and your eyes widen and your mouth drops when you read the last question. You feel embarrassed by the question but you were the only one who knows who it was, well, besides the writer.

"I'm going to have to talk to your writer after this." You joke.

Jimmy laughs along with the crowd.

"Harrison" You reply, Jimmy looks at you again in confusion. You put down the coaster, the question facing down.

"Harrison?" Jimmy questions. His eyebrows furrowed.

"Harrison." You say matter of factly.

You see him move for the question but you're quick enough to swipe it off the table. You rip the question off the coaster and rip it up, stuffing it in your mouth and washing it down with the soy sauce. This information cannot leak into the public but after you swallowed the salty liquid along with the paper you're sure that no one will know that the person that you want to have a threesome with is your boyfriend's best mate.

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