Kyle X reader X Kenny- CLOSED

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Shadow's p.o.v

"I kind of need your help..." I cross my arms.

Seems sketchy.....

I sigh. "I'll do it, but what's in it for me?" He took a second to think. "I'll give you a Destroy Dick December special on the 25th~" My face started to turn red.

Ugh

I cover my face. "S-shut up..." He started laughing. "I'll do something for you in the future. Scince all I have is my charm~" He grabbed my hand and kissed it like a gentleman. I jerk my hand back. "Ahhh!!!" I move my knees and rest my head on it. "L-let's just g-get this over with!"

"Okay. So I need some good advise...I'm planning on ruining a date...."

Oh right! I remember that before I went to sleep, Kyle said we'd go skating together as a date!

I look up and nodded. "Is there any plan that could help me?" "Well, it depends on where the date is and who they are."
"Well, her name is Y/n and her date is Kyle. Tommorow their going Ice skating."

Oh shit.

I start sweating. This cold weather is now making me feel a bit woozy while sweating and feeling hot from my burning anxiety.

What do I tell him?

"HAHA! Well....uhm....you see... I UH. Have to go to an important meeting with my family- I mean team! Y-yeah!!! B-bye!"
"N-no, wait!"
I run as quickly as I can to home.

Holy shit, he's trying to ruin me and Kyle's date! I wonder who it is.. It cant be Cartman, I can tel he's already Coon because he's a fatass....Maybe Clyde or something? I dunno. Tweek? No, no. He's with Craig. Whatever. From what I've gathered is that there is someone unhappy with our relationship.

-Tommorow-

Huh. It's the 20th already? Damn. And my party's 5 days away. I should buy presents for some peeps and buy decorations. I just noticed.....we don't have a tree. How the fuck did I not notice?

I changed into a pretty comfy sweater, it was a bit big, and was kinda fuzzy on the inside, and some black ripped jeans.