*Phone rings*
Lynx:Hullo?! Is this DORA?
Alfred:Wut 0 _ 0
Lynx: Nothing *Wipes nervous sweat off forehead*
Alfred:*Lets weirdness go* Anyway. Ima havin awshome Partayyyy wanna come???
Lynx:*Sadly has nothin better to do* Potassium, be there in 2 seconds (comment if u got the joke) *snaps fingers*
---1/2 second later skater---
*Appears at Freds party*
Lynx:*Has top hat of awesomeness on* Aw yeah boy!
Alfred:*Throws streamers around* LYNX ya got here! yesh!!! RUSSIA BROGHT VODKAAAAA!!! *LE drinks one sip and passes out*
Russia:You drink vodka, da?
Lynx:HELLZ YEAH *takes a cup and drains it*
Russia: 0 _ o
Lynx: *Drinks another cup; throws it down* You thinking what ima thinking?
Russia:DA
----timeskip brought to you by magic duct tape---- 5 mins later
Lynx: *Has had 12 cups of vodka...is in twilight zone* Pleash imma FABOOLUS!!!
Russia: *Has had twenty two ...is wasted* NYET I AM ZE FABULOUS VON!!!
Lynx:*stumbles to russia, but falls on francey pants* Hei yu *Thinks france is russia*
france:honhonhonhonhon~*rape face*
Lynx: AW HELL NAH *jumps up* *falls back down* IMAFRICKENDISCOQUEEN *passes out...in France's lap*
Sober England: *facepalm*
Time skip to morning!!!!
Lynx: Whaa??? *wakes up on top of japan's Honda*
England:*Steps out door; sees Lynx* Lynx? What are y- *Eyes widen* Oh ****
Lynx:Whut?*Falls off car* Iggy whats wrong?
England:Mirror
Lynx:*Looks into japan's car mirror* WHO DID THIS?!?!?!?!?! *has half of head shaved, other half is purple*
France:*Falls off Honda aswell* WHOEVER TOOK MY PANTS *is in eiffel tower boxers*
Iggy:Hey Lynx? *Has awkward/scared face on* *coughs* You were wearing shorts.
Lynx:*looks down* *Realizes she has France's pants on* FRANCEYOUPERVERTIHATEYOUILLKILLYOUUUUUU!!!!! *tackles france*
France:TROLOLOLOLOLA XD
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
