Lynx:So arty?
Artemis fowl: Yes?
Lynx:Would you like some champaign?
Arty:Absolutley, Makayla!
Lynx:Please dont call me that.*Le pours champaign/vodka into glass and hands to arty* Hmm...*Le pours some for self*
Arty:Very well, Lynx*Le sips*
Lynx : Danke
--------------12 pm next day TROLOLOLOLOLA--------
Lynx:*Le wakes up* Where the crap am I?
*looks around* Oh god.*sees is in Tokyo* NOT AGAIN!!!!
Artemis:How the bloody hell did we get here!?!?!?*reads sign* Were in Japan -_-
Lynx:HOW?!!?
Artemis:Ummm...Checks passport.DAMMIT LYNX
Lynx:Wut . _.
Artemis:*shows passport with the name Lynx Fowl on it* Crap.How did this even happen?!
Lynx:I might a sorta put vodka in your drink...*pokerface* But why does it say my last name's Fowl?
Arty:GOD LYNX, WERE IN JAPAN AT THE HOLDAY INN AND YOUR WONDERING WHY THE PASSPORT IS WRONG?!?!?! IM GOIN TO KILL YOU
Lynx:Your too scrawny, and I weigh more than you.
Artemis:I bet you dont weigh more than Butler*smirk*
Lynx:*SWEAT DROP* HS H FISJDKLFBSUDOEHDGJDJSKSODHCHD
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
