Lynx:*groans of boredom* I wanna mess with someone....*sees italy* Yassss
Italy:*smiles* Ciao Bella~
Lynx:Hey Feli...I has question...
Italy:Vat is it ~ve?
Lynx:What happens....*points to curl*...If I...Touch...this...?
Italy:*sweatdrops and le flustered* D-dont, y-you vill regret it B-bella
Lynx:*bad pokerface*.............*Grabs curl*
Italy:Bella you just made a big mistake *Gets frisky*
Lynx:*is scared as Latvia* Ok what the hell?
Italy:I tried to warn you ve~ *proceeds to grope Lynx*
Lynx:AW HELL NAH *Tries to run*
Italy:Nope *grabs hand*
Lynx:*whispers* I am so retarded...
------3 hours later----
Germany:*is walking in hallway* I can't believe she ate all my wurst...*hears noise from Italy's room* Vat ze ell? *opens door*
Lynx:*shirt is torn to shreds and is brandishing tennis racket* DONT JUST STAND THERE HELP ME.
Germany:*le confused* Vat...?
Italy:*is still harassing Lynx in very France like ways*
Germany:*Le realization* Oh....DID YOU SERIOUSLY-
Lynx:YES I DID I AM RETARDED THAT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED NOW HELP MEEEEE
Germany:*Calmly walks over to Italy and pulls curl again*
Italy:*blinks and looks at Lynx* Oh jesus ve~.... I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AND NOW I FREAKING MOLESTED YOU OH MY GOD VE~ VHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?
Lynx:I WAS JUST CURIOUS I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN *Sobs and hugs Doitsu* It was so messed up...
Germany:Jou arent ze only von who vas curious...*thinks about When japan pulled italy's curl...shudder shudder*
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
