Germany:*is trying to teach Lynx how to use a sword by the lake* Alright, Lynx Now Parry!*parries sword*
Lynx:*panicked face* Ahh!!!*parries back*
Germany:*frown* ZAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! YOU NEED PASSION, RAGE AND-*Le interrupted*
Lynx:*throws sword away and says in quiet voice* You want rage...?
Germany:Vel-*interrupted AGAIN*
Lynx:*walks up to him* THIS.....*Makes him back up near lake* IS.....*Puts hand on shoulders* ...SPARTAAAAAA*Shoves Germany into lake*
Germany:VAT ZE EL-*Gets interrupted by...ya know...that water...in his mouth...lake water...ewe*...*Hack and coughs* HAGHAGAGHAGA *Flails*
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
