Lynx:*Le ties combat boot laces*
America:Lynx, why are you wearing man shoes?
Lynx:There not man shoes
America:Ya, im pretty sure they are...your feet are small.
Canada:*walks in* And those shoes must be big on her, since they're man shoes and all...
Lynx:THEY ARENT MAN SHOES
Germany:*comes in from secret passage* Hey Lynx, nice man shoes.
Lynx:YOUR A MAN SHOE
Poland:Well I sink they look FABOULOUS *Dumps glitter on everyone*
Germany&Merica:*Le tears off pants to reveal dancey pants* SPARKLE PARTAAAYYY
Le true story
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
