Merica:HEY BATTA BATTA BATTA-SWING!
Lynx:*Le hits ball* I HIT IT *Touchdown dance XD*
Ball:*Le hits germany in head*
Germany:*Unconscious*
Merica:AND ONATHA ONE BITES THE DUST
Lynx:DAMMIT THIS IS ONE TOO MANY TIMES*Looks at 7 other unconscious countries with baseball-shaped bruises*
Merica:*Le sees Canada move* SHEET LYNX THEY'RE WAKIN UP*runs to burger king*
Lynx:WAIT FOR ME BRO *Gets in shopping cart and lassos merica* MUSH
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
