Lynx:*is sitting on couch with Prussia* Im B-O-R-E-D
Prussia:I know how to have some fun *creeper smirk*
Lynx:Eh, how?*le drinks vodka, so cant detect sarcasm...or perverted sarcasm*
Prussia:kesekesekesekesekese~
~~~~~~~~~~30 MINUTES LATER~~~~~~~
Canada:Hey do you guys hear that?
America:Hey do you hear that Iggy?
Canada:* facepalm *
Iggy:Yeah...wonder what it is
America:We should check it out~
........DOWNSTAIRS.......
Lynx:A SINGER IN A SMOKAY ROOM SMELLA WINNNEEE AND CHEAP PERFUUUMMMEEE *Is dancing around In a ducttape dress and russia's scarf*
America:THE ACTUAL CRAP?!!?
Iggs:I DONT EVEN...BLIMEY US THAT RUSSIA'S SCARF? !?!?!
Lynx:HAHAHAHAHHA VODKKAAAAA *Pours vodka on my self* YAAAYYYY
Russia:*Steps out of kitchen wearing bunny ears and a pinstripe suit* LLYYYNNNXXXXX I AM MAGICAALLL
Lynx:ABSOLUTELY DEAR BROTHER *jumps on russia's back* ONWARD JIMMY
Russia:*Runs out door to Disney land* IT VILL BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA
Prussia:kesekesekesekesekses *Holds up crack and vodka*
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
