Murica:*is flippin burgers at bbq* YO LYNX YA WANNA BURGER!?
Lynx:*Scowl* Ewe.Murica burgers taste like lost dreams and death.
Murica:*le drops spatula* UN AMERICAN
Lynx:No I just-
Murica:YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN
Lynx:*Grumbles* I always wanted to move to France anyways...
France:Honhonhon~Vell come on over zen!*Smirks*
Lynx:*pokerface* .....Screw that RUSSIA HERE I COME *Runs to Russia and gets on his shoulders* JACK IM FLYING, JACK
Italy:Ohhh I vant to fly too ve~ *Tries to jump to Lynx*
Russia:*throws Italy over house* Nyet.
Italy:VEEEEEEEEE~*Flies likaboss*
Germany:-_- Oh my god...
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
