Lynx:Oi! Lud!!! C'MERE YA DERP*le tackles Lud*
Lutz:Gah!! Vat ze ell! IM not Ludvig!
Lynx:*Le skepticism* hmmm...Who are you then?
Lutz:I AM LUTZ, Germany's 2p...
Lynx:Oh shit...WHERE THE HELL IS 2P ITALY?!!??!*Looks around everwhere then climbs onto lutz*
Lutz:Relax, he iz vith oliver.
Lynx:oh.*still clinging to Lutz* Well, brohah, I have never met you before; so...who are you?
Lutz:I am Lutz, Ludvig belchimeit's (I was too lazy to google how to spell it) 2p.A 2p is the opposite of the original character. .
Lynx:Ya, I know that, why do you think I glomped you five seconds ago?!
Lutz:*le smirk* Vell I am the sexiest 2p...
Lynx:*facepalm* -_- Yup definetly the opposite of Luddy.
Lutz:*Grins* Ja!
Lynx:*walks right up to him..only comes up to his nose* I have a very important question...Lutz
Lutz:Vat is it? *quirks eyebrow*
Lynx:*turns into fangirling adorkable chibi* C-can I M-mess up your hair?
Lutz:...*laughs* Of course *bends down*
Lynx:*Le gasp* .....hehehe..*pets hair*
Lutz:Happy, Bezauburnd?
Lynx:JA YOU ARE RIGHT YOU ARE THEY SEXIEST
Lutz:Damn strait...
Matt (canada 2p): *runs in*Eh! Dont judge so fast! You haven't met me!!!
Lynx:0_o Omagurd you are...MUTHAFRUKIN ADORABLE!!!!*Le hugs*
Matt:W-who even is this?!?!
Lynx:*dark aura* you know those monsters under little kid's beds?
Lutz:*nods*
Lynx:IM UNDER THEIR BEDS!!!!
2p Italy:Whose 2p is she?
Matt: I have no idea...
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
