Alfred:*Le runs into Lynx's room*
Lynx:*Nappin likaboss*
Alfred:*pokes Lynx in face*
Lynx:WHO GOES THERE?!?!*Does really retarted karate chop*
Alfred:IT IS I THE HERO!!!
Lynx:Oh.*Sits down on nyan cat bed*
Alfred:DO YOU WANNA POOL PARTAY!?!?*Does gangnam style*
Lynx:OFCOURSE *Disco dances*
Alfred:*Le mock serse* Kay, be down in five; its at Iggy's....*dancey dances out*
Lynx:*yells down le hall* WOOPWOOP *Goes to get changed*
*******LE TIMESKIP BROGHT TO YOU BY ITALY'S PASTAAAA~*****
Alfred:Where is that gurl? *walks up stairs*
Lynx:*Is tying strap of bathing suit on* KAY IM DONE; LETS GOOOOO
Alfred:*pokerfacepokerface* .....*sees Lynx in bathing suit*....YOU LOOK FAB GURL NOW LETS GO *Picks up Lynx and runs to Iggy's* {can someone say poland moment!?XD}
____at iggy's___€£¥₩₩¥£€<-- Lol wut?
Alfred:*is still holding Lynx* THE HERO IS HERE!!!!*Dumps Lynx into hot tub*
Iggs:BLOODY WANKER YOU GOT MY BOOK WET *Yells at murica*
Murica:*might as well be deaf* Hurhurhur
*runs away to god knows where*
Lynx:*Chills in hot tub* What the crap!? *feels something brush past foot*
Francey pants:*pops out of water in speedo* HONHONHON~ *Sits next to/on Lynx*
Lynx:*thinks* it would be wrong to kill him it would be wrong to kill him-
France:*Touches Lynx's butt*....*grins*
Lynx:AW HELL NAH BAKA *Jumps out of hot tub*
Hungary:*Floats to france with frying pan* Hehehehe
France:*dies*
Lynx:*sees Germany* YO DOITSU!!!*Jumps on back*
Germany:Ah! *swipes at Lynx*
Lynx:*Climbs onto shoulders* Vat ze ell Doitsu?!
Germany:*sighs* Oh, Its just you... *pats head* Gutentag, Lynx
Lynx:Bonjour!!!*Leans forward*
Germany:*unconsciously walks forward*
Lynx:Oooh...*idea*...*Leans forward until He reaches pool*
Germany:*looks around* How did I get here?!
Lynx:*evil smirk* Heheh*Leans forward*
Germany & Lynx:*falls into pool*
Germany:*Swims to ladder* VAT ZE ELL JOUST APPENED?!!?*Sees romano laughing* Jou think dat vas funny?! *runs after Romano*
Lynx:*Is still in Pool*
Russia:*comes to Lynx* Privet, Sunflower ^J^
Lynx:Greetings young jedi *Jumps to pat head*
Russia:Vould Sunflower like a vodka popsicle?
Lynx:Thats a thing?
Russia:Da.
Lynx:.........OBVIOUSLY! !!*Jumps outta pool*
Russia:*gets knocked into pool by Murica* KOLKOLKOLKOL
Lynx:Shits bout to go Down...*sweatdrop*
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
