I saw someone do this and started thinking...mother of god..what would happen if I HAD CONTROL OF HETALIA!?!?So here it is...c:
Poland:*is actually strait and has mad hatter outfit in, also throwing potatoes at he who shall not be named*
Canada:*Is badass and has crew cut, refuses to take hipster glasses off, also...PEOPLE MISTAKE AMERICA FOR HIM.*
England:*Is in sexy butler uniform that he cannot take off under any circumstances.EVER.nuff said*
Russia:(heheheh gonna have some fun with this) Is in even sexier police officer uniform, says Kol after every sentence like china says aru.has blue hair and an eyepatch, With a deadly xbox controler that contols lightning.*
America:(heheh) Is in a taco bell uniform, quiet like the old canada and is a math genius.He also has braces and out of habit wears blush every day...for an unknown reason.
Germany:In a tutu and skinny jeans with suspenders, has spiky hair, mysteriously has no k9 teeth and ALWAYS has a chainsaw strapped to his back.
Belarus:Is actually NICE, and will not talk to russia at all, because she refuses to admit he exists.
Austria:Carries around a gold painted flipflop that he thinks controls the world, but is really the remote for japan's tv.Has hair down to shoulders and loves I love Lucy reruns.Wears swimming trunks.thats it.
Sealand:Is the biggest country, has an afro and speaks in a effie trinket accent, Constantly mutters about how windex will solve everyone's problems.
France:(oh boy ;)) Has red hair, really white teeth, no freckles and mysteriously never burns Or tans.wears a tree costume and carries around a boombox with his pet hampster, henry, in it.
This is why I would be a GREAT president; I am Lynx and I approve this message. *obama smacks me*
Obama:WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE RUSSIA WEAR AN EVEN SEXIER CLOWN COSTUME?!!?
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
