Germany:*walks into Lynx's living room* Gutentag, Lynx
Lynx:*pauses Identity theif (lol I lurve that movie)* Oi! Germany, I actually needed to ask you a question...
Germany:Vat is it?
Lynx:*nonchalantly hold up a potato* This is Henry.
Germany:*Is sweating* Und..?
Lynx:*japanese face* Henry has a question...
Germany:*Looks at Henry* Vat is it henry?
Henry:*derp face appears on potato* Will you marry me?
Germany:*pokerface* .....JA...HENRY I LURVE YUUUUUU!!!!!!!!*Takes potato and runs to chapel*
-------Tomorrow----
Germany:*playing card with Lynx*
Lynx:*puts down a full house* So Germany, how's You and henry?
Germany:*smiles* Its Great!!! Were planning on a honeymoon to the bahamas and-*sees murica walk in*
Merica:*has baked potato on a plate* Hey, Dudes I thought I should start eating healthy and stuhf...*takes bite outta potato*
Lynx:Shit.
Germany:*eye twitch* Alfred.Where did you get that potato?
Alfred:*scratches head* It was in the funniest place, it was in the fridge but had a little bed...
Germany:*Has tears in eyes* YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY WIFE!!!!
Murica:*continues to eat potato* You married a fruit?
Germany:*Rage Face* SHE IS A VEGETABLE DAMMIT *Takes cards and uses them as ninja stars*
Murica:*no longer has cowlick cuz Luddy chopped it off* SHITSHITSHITSHIT *Still eats potato and runs away*
Germany:JOU COME BACK HERE JOU COWARD *Jumps out closed window after him*
Lynx:....*holds up potato salad* It was actually me....
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
