Merica:WE NEED HAMBURGER NOOOWWWW *Le puts on sweats and capt.merica shirt* LETS GO TO WALMART
Lynx:YAAAYYYY I CAN CRITICIZE PEOPLE *Puts on yoga pants and uggs* AHAHAHAHAH LOL JK I WEAR YOGA PANTS TOO
Canada:*Nosebleed*
Aurthur:Americans -_-
-----after Lynx and merica get back----
Merica and Lynx:*Le walks in*
Merica:GAWD I NEVER THOGHT WE'D GET OUT
Lynx:ikr bruh, I saw a dude with purple hair and pink eyeliner on.*Shivers* He wouldn't stop following us...
Merica:...Lynx did you get the hamburger?
Lynx:*Facepalmfacepalmfacepalm* I THOUGHT YOU DID
Aurthur:AND THIS IS WHY THE UK RRUUULLLEESSSS *Flips eyeryone off*
Lynx:THATS NOT NICE *Sucker punches Arty*
Merica:HAWHAW
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)