Lynx:*is hanging upside down on a door*
Murica:*sees Lynx in natural habitat* 0__o How do you even do that...?
Lynx:*Falls off door* Its complicated.As you just witnessed. - _ -
Murica:Hehe ya, well anyways wanna go the MCDONALDS?!?!?!
Lynx:*Is thinking about the possible concussion* Yeh.LETS GO BE OBESE AND STERIOTYPICAL
Murica:..........hell yes....
________timeskip brought to you by Russia's pipe_____
Canada:*walks into living room* Hey Lynx have you seen America?
Lynx:Yeh.He's right here *pats a yoga-ball* (you know, those huge bouncy balls that people use for yoga?)
Canada:Lynx...thats germany's workout ball.
Lynx:*looks at yoga ball* Oh. OH! My bad, hes over there *points to kitchen*
Canada:Okay, thanks *walks into kitchen*
Murica:*is fridge raiding and obese from Mc.D's*
Canada:0___o Never thought I'd see the day...
Lynx:*pats head* He just couldnt stop eating the bigmacs...
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
