russia: *looks at Lynx* you vant vodka da?~
Lynx:hmmm...
--3 hours later---
Lynx:*has hipster glasses on* Ivan *hic* I luuurrrvvvee dis*hic* stuhf
Russia:*sips unaffected by large amounts of le vodka* You become one with russia da?~*creepy grin*
Lynx:*dies*
Iggs: OH THATS GREAT YOU BLOODY WANKER YOU JUST KILLED LYNX YOU BLOODY GIIIIITT
Russia:*slowly raises lead pipe*
Iggs: *dies*
Alfred: Where da craps ma bigmac?!?!?!? *flails* hajdl d kahflzhdldhdLkdhdk
Japan: Is Lynx-chan really dead? *le pokes with stick*
Lynx :FOR NARNIA *glomps Dr.who*
dr.who : BLIMEY ....*takes Lynx's vodka*
Canada:YOU WILL NOTICE ME NOW *steals tardis to kill russia and make it mother canada*
-3 seconds later--
Canada:*returns* I AM BACK *Realizes he just went down the street and back* DAMMIT
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
