Italy:*Is clinging to Lynx's arm* Y-you a said th-this a w-would be a f-fun, Lynx!!!
Lynx:*Is watching le headless horseman with Italy* Well its fun for me, and its not even scary, man *Tries in vain to pry him off*
Italy:NU IT-A IS NOT-A FUN AT ALL *clings for dear life as dude gets decapitated*
Lynx:*pauses movie* Ok italy, fine lets go on a picnic.How does that sound?
Italy:*grins* Vill there-a be pasta?
Lynx:OF COURSE
----AT PICNIC---
Lynx:*le munching on samich* Nomnomnom
Italy:*le munching on pasta* This-a is really good-a bella
Lynx:Ikr I'm an awesome cook,bruh *Le sees shape in distance* What is that? *Le points*
Italy:*sees horse shape appear* aaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*runs to romano's*
Lynx:WHO ART THOU!??! *screams at person on horse*
Person:ITS MERUCA BRUH*Comes closer*
Lynx:Oh, hey; you scared the crap outta italy.
Merica:why?
Lynx:We were watching the headless horseman.
Merica:*looks at self* Ohhhh....
A/n HEY GUYS GUESS WHOSE B DAY IS COMIN *Le waits 4 seconds* THIS GUURRLLL'SSS *Le dancey-dances to thriller*
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
