Lynx:*Is trying in vain to curl hair* AGHHH
France:vat is wrong mademoiselle?
Lynx:Im trying to curl my hair so I can cosplay with japan...-_- AND ITS NOT WORKING
Frenchie:*grabs curling iron* Let me help..
_________30 MINS LATER (this will not turn out good XD)_____
Lynx:*fell asleep standing up* Snoresnoresnore
Frenchie:*pokes Lynx* I am done! Parfait!
Lynx:*Falls outta chair* Nyaaa!? *gets up* Oh...
Frenchie:Vell?! *gestures to mirror*
Lynx:Hmm *Looks in mirror* WHY AM I BLONDE!??!?!!?!! WHAT THE HELL I WAS TRYING TO CURL IT YOU IDIOT
France:*panicking* Bu-But you look better as a blonde...
Lynx:SHEET YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT *Tackles* AHAHAHAHAH
Japan:*comes into room* Hey, Rynx I rot some sush-RHAT IS RAPPENEING!?!?*Sees Lynx trying to buzz cut france*
Lynx:GO AWAY JAPAN WELL COSPLAY WHEN FRANCE DEAD
Japan:O.0 rokay....*stands there*
Lynx:I SAID GO THE **** AWAY JAPAN
France:*Has half head buzz cut* PLEEZZZ HELLLPPPPP
Japan:I rill come rack rater *Walks out door* ....*Pokes head back in* And ry the ray, Rynx rats a rig...*runs away*
Lynx:*yanks wig off* You scared the living crap outta me...*gets up*
France:*Is crying in corner*
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
