Russia:*Le playing chess with Lynx* Checkmate, I vin little Lynx
Lynx:*Le pounds table and gets up* Well, its not very fair, considering #1 I'm 13 and you are a countrey, so your like 500 something.And#2 You keep giving me that weird creeper look.
Russia:*frowns* I am sorry, I didn't mean to be creepy...
Lynx:Dawww, Your not creepy; Your a teddy bear*Hugs*
Russia: c:...Lynx your short, Da?
Lynx:I AM NOT SHORT IM FREAKING FUN SIZED
England:Actually I bet Latvia's taller than you*Gestures to Latvia* Come here!
Latvia:*Is eye level with the top of my head* I FEEL SO TALL!!!:D
Lynx:I hate you all....
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
