Ay everburdy! Its...gues what...MY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!:D (well oct 10 but whatevs...IM 13!!!!) So my crack today will be b day themed!(and yes I did update my bio early XD)
Lynx:*opens door* Germany why'd you take me bowling, then to see maze runner, and then to the book store!?
Germany:*walks over to turn on light* Ve needed a distraction...
Lynx:0_o wha...?
Everycountrey:*jumps from hiding place* HAPPY BIRTHDAYY
Lynx:AH!*instinctively hits prussia in face*
Prussia:Ow! Vhy ze ell did you do zat!?
Lynx: .-. Instinct. ...
Merica:WELL ANYWAYSSS...
Lynx:*breaks death stare with prussia* Oh, yeah! Ma pa-artaayyy!!!!:D
Italy:Veee!~*falls from ceiling onto lynx*
Lynx:Sheet!...oh wait its italy *pets italy* NOW LETS GET THIS PARTY START- OW! *Falls*
Iggs:Whats wrong?
Lynx:*Touches ankle and winces* Aww... Italy must've broke my ankle...
Everycountrey:*Gives italy the Japanese look* (-_-)
Italy:Im-a dead-a...
Lynx:ITS OKAY ILL JUST LEVITATE *floats up* WHOHOOOOO!!!
Artemis fowl:BUT THATS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
