*lynx fact:I dont eat alot of sugar regularly, so I get on a sugar high really easy*
Fred:Ay! Lynx! Wanna go to the sleepover with me at..*shivers* Russia's?
Lynx:Yeh, sure bruh...But imma tired, So I probs wont stay up that late.
Alfred:Hmmm...I has solution!!!*Gets 6 pack of red bull*
Lynx:What is that?*Le doesn't know what RB is*
Alfred:*Le prank forming...le troll face* Its something that will help you stay awake.
Lynx:*Is tired so had derp judgment* Okay *yawns* Takes one and pops the top, *le sips*
Alfred:....Well..?
Lynx:*Drinks whole can* AHHAHAHAHAHA I LURRVVVEEE ITTTT!!!*takes the other five from him*
Alfred:0__o whut have I done?
Lynx:*Le runs over to Austria's* HURHURHUR *Tackles him* AHHAHA SO THE TERMINATOR HAS LANDED
Austria:Wtf? 0.o
Lynx:HAHAHAHA COME TERMINATOR A NEW LIFE AWAITS OVER THE RRAAIINNBBOOWWWW*Drags out closed window*
Austria:WHAT IS GOING ONNN?!?!?!
America:*sees Lynx Dragging Austria across lawn* Shiznit why am I so retarded!??!?!*Le runs to release Austria*
Lynx:*sees america* HISSSSS*spider climbs tree, while still dragging Austria*
SPIDERPIIIGGGGGG
Alfred:OH MY GOD SHES LIKE THE GRUDGE
Austria:....*Unconscious*
Lynx:COME TODO OVER TO THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!*Poofs into Dorothy dress and flies to England's*
America:....*is traumatized*....*drools in daze*...
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
