angry german

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Lynx:*is playing COD* HAHAHHAHA IMMA WIN DIS CRAP!!!*Frantically button mashes*

Luds:*is getting soda in kitchen* Lynx, you have weird soda brands...*holds up sparkly swedish soda*

Murica:*Opens door and tackles Lynx while screaming* AHHHHHHHH *flails*

Lynx:*sees she died on COD* ....*has no words for the anger so makes up random angry sounding german words and screams them at alfred*

Germany:*comes in with soda* Vat ze ell..?*hears Lynx screaming german* Ehhh...*nosebleeds* Lynx do jou know vat zat means?

Lynx:*stops and looks over* Do you?

Germany:*pokerfacepokerface* Um...*walks over and whispers in ear*

Lynx:*nosebleeds* Erm....Hehehehe...uhhh *runs away*

Murica:What did she say, anyways?

Germany:*turns red and whispers in ear*

Murica:*goes and gets france to explain*

Italy:*was sitting on couch entire time* Hahaha ve~*is smiling and oblivious* Germany vat does zat mean?

Germany: N-nothing Italy...but for God's sake don't repeat it...*passes out*

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