Lynx:*is playing COD* HAHAHHAHA IMMA WIN DIS CRAP!!!*Frantically button mashes*
Luds:*is getting soda in kitchen* Lynx, you have weird soda brands...*holds up sparkly swedish soda*
Murica:*Opens door and tackles Lynx while screaming* AHHHHHHHH *flails*
Lynx:*sees she died on COD* ....*has no words for the anger so makes up random angry sounding german words and screams them at alfred*
Germany:*comes in with soda* Vat ze ell..?*hears Lynx screaming german* Ehhh...*nosebleeds* Lynx do jou know vat zat means?
Lynx:*stops and looks over* Do you?
Germany:*pokerfacepokerface* Um...*walks over and whispers in ear*
Lynx:*nosebleeds* Erm....Hehehehe...uhhh *runs away*
Murica:What did she say, anyways?
Germany:*turns red and whispers in ear*
Murica:*goes and gets france to explain*
Italy:*was sitting on couch entire time* Hahaha ve~*is smiling and oblivious* Germany vat does zat mean?
Germany: N-nothing Italy...but for God's sake don't repeat it...*passes out*
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)