Lynx:*is playing poker with patty the unicorn, germany and russia* Hmmm...
Patty:I FOLD *Puts down 6 aces*
Lynx:*facepalm* WHAT THE HELL PATTY?!?!?!
Patty:What? ACES ARE BAD RIGHT!?
Germany &Russia:*brofist*
Lynx:NO ACES ARE FOR THE WIN!!! GOD I BET FIFTY BUCKS!!! LAWD! *Storms outta room*
Patty:*leans over table* Kay I sabotaged the game, now gimme the goods.
Germany:*looks both ways* Here fresh from Columbia *slides package to Patty*
Patty:*sniffs package* THIS IS NOT COLUMBIAN COFFEE, YOU GOT IT FROM THE FREAKING DOLLAR STORE
Russia&Germany:*runs away*
Patty:AWW HELL NAH *grabs AK47 and chanrges at them*
Lynx:*walks back into room* Kay I forgive you, turns oit I bet canadian money and-*sees patty shooting blindly at germany and russia*
Patty:*has cigar in mouth* NOT NOW LYNX
Lynx:Im jusy gonna...*runs away*
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
