Le secret meeting~
America:I WANNA SEE RUSSIA WITHOUT HIS SCARF
France:You'll die.But I want to see you try anyways~honhonhon
Merica:Nu, not me we need a girl....*looks at Lynx eating fro-yo from the carton*
Lynx:*Hopes America doesnt realize its his yougurt* wut?
France:Honhon~
Merica:*gives france a look* Do you wanna help in the 'get russias scarf off mission'?
Lynx:Nu I might die
Merica:*le holds up 200 pixie sticks*:3
Lynx:You've found ma weakness.*takes sticks* i'm in.
----------------1 hour later--------
Le me:*Sits on couch beside russia* Hey russia.
Russia:Wut o_0
Lynx:*thinks: Merica these pixie sticks better be made with quality pixie* Can I have some vodka? *Thinks:might aswell not remember getting killed*
Russia:Da :D *Hands vodka*
Lynx:*le drinks* coughs *le thinks:Shiz HOW DOES HE DRINK DIS!?!??*
Russia:*Le takes back vodka*
Lynx: *Ok might aswell get this over with* Hey Russia wanna make out?
Russia:VHAT??? *spits out vodka*
Lynx:*kisses cheek, simotaneously yanks scarf off* Ok byyzzz *Runs out, while putting scarf on lamp beside door*
Russia:Vat ze ell? *realizes scarf is gone* NUUUUU *Runs to grab it*
Merica:*Runs from behind couch to get video camera* YASSS
------NEXXTTT DDAYYY---
Lynx:*happily eating pixie sticks* You get the picture merica?
Merica:*Opens video* ya I-*sees pic of smile dog* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#?!!??!?!??!?!?!?* Jumps out window*
Lynx:*High fives russia* knew he'd fall for it XD
Russia:*troll face*
Russia:
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
