Lynx:*is beating toaster with a stick* DIE, DIE YOU BASTARD
China:What are you doing Lynx?
Lynx:This...*looks at dented toaster* ABOMINATION decided to provoke me...
China:what did it do-aru?*look scared*
Lynx:*dark aura* It existed...
China:I will go now aru~*runs away*
Lynx:*crazed smile* NOW WHERE WERE WE?!!??!*screams at toaster*
Germany:*sees Lynx about to beat toaster with stick* NO MR.SHTICKY! !!!!*Runs over*
Lynx:WHAT DO YOU WANT LUD?!
Germany:*has tears in eyes* Give me mr.shticky...
Lynx:.....CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO *Waves stuck in air* HAHAHAHAH *Stick flies out of hand and hits italy*
Italy:*sees stick* OHHH MR.SHTICKY!!!!!*Smiles and runs away waving it at random people*
Lynx:-_- That toaster deserved to die...
Germany:*sees toaster is made in germany* .....*slowly recedes into tree shade*
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HETALIA CRACK
Fanfictionyuppers its hetalia crack.Probs rated 13 just to be safe and I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. And also there is going to be lot of x reader in here eventually, so be happy :3 (and some Dr.who may be in here >•< <---thats a boe tie)
