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- "is that mirror in your pocket? because i see myself in your pants!"
- "my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in."RICHIE
- "do you like sales? because if you're looking for a good one, clothing are 100% off at my place."
- "we're like cocoa and marshmallows; your hot and i want to be on top of you."MIKE
- "you must be hell of a thief, because you just stole my heart from across the room."
- "was your father a thief? because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."TYLER
- "i must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art."
- "are you craving pizza? because i'd love to get a pizz-a you."BORIS
- "your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."
- "your daddy must be a drug dealer because you're so dope."
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