The Tale of two Dimensions

Chapter 36: Memories are Eternal, and May never Eradicate your Soul

(Omega)"How long did it take for you to get the title pun?"

(Dude)"I'm gonna say the N-word."

(Caram)"THAT'S RACIST, YOU CANT SAY THE N-WORD!!!"

Caram and Rasticore proceed to beat the f*ck out of him.

(Caram)"Mother, I've done it, I've stopped racism."

(Spades/Eclipsa)"Thank you, son, now I am free to roam this Earth..."

(Toffee)"Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I'm gonna say the N-word!"

(Caram)"MOTHER, GET DOWN!"

(Toffee)"NIBBA!"

Spades f*cking blows up.

(Caram)"Mother, where are you? Are you okay?"

(Toffee)"She is no longer with us, Caram, and with her death, I am finally free to say the N-word whenever I want."

(Martin Luther King)"Not if I have anything to say about it, Toffee, and I do! Prepare for my Civil Rights Beam!"

(Toffee)"Caram, my son, you wouldn't let me die, would you?"

(Caram)"Shut up, lizard."

(Toffee)"..."

(Toffee)"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Later

(Caram)"Hey, Rasticore, who's that guy in front of us rising out of the water?"

(Duin)"It is I, Duin!"

(Caram)"Other Father, what are you doing here?"

(Duin)"I have cume to exact my revenge on you Septarians for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Toffee."

(Caram)"But Other Father, we did everything we could!"

(Duin)"I've already made up my mind..."

(Caram)"Other Father, don't do it! This won't bring Mother back!"

(Duin)"NIBBAAAAAAA!"

They blow up, but had plot armor on.

(Caram)"Caram's Log #32: Other Father has struck us out of the sky by saying the N-word."

(Rasticore)"It just doesn't make sense, Caram, Duin would never say the N-word!"

(Caram)"I don't understand it either, Rastiwhore, but some things you just gotta live with, unless...Toffee! I should've known it was you!"

(Toffee)"Caram, my son. I see you've discovered my master plan. Now that i have taken over Duin's body, I have free reign to say the N-word whenever and however I please!"

(Caram)"So what you're saying is, you're inside of another man?"

(Toffee)"Well yes, I suppose you could say that."

(Caram)"But Taffy...wouldn't that make you...G A Y?!?"

(Toffee)"No...this can't be...!"

(Toffee)"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dies for real.

(Caram)"Well, Rasticuck, we did it, racism is no more."

(Duin)"Hello, Caram."

(Caram)"Real Father, what are you doing here?"

(Duin)"I came to thank you for your great service to the universe."

(Caram)"No thanks necessary, Daddy."

(Duin)"As a token of my gratitude, I'd like to give you the N-word Pass."

(Caram)"Father, it is an honor to call you...M Y N I B B A."

(Duin)"AND AS TO YOU, LIL BITCH."

(Omega)"I'm not sorry."