Phil’s POV
I drank a little but not a lot like Bruno did , He went cray cray with them shots nigga know how to get drunk and messy , talking bout him , I don’t even know where his skinny ass is. I went to the bar, “Yoo bartender have you seen Bruno” I shout. Music was to loud he pointed to the Restroom “ THANKS” I walked to the restroom and tried to open the door and it was locked “ OH shit Bruno , B,B im coming “ I took out a credit card and pulled that old trick that you slide a card and yeah it gets open like in the movies? Yeah that works. I open it All I see is this Vannesa shit on top of my married , father friend. ‘’FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK NOOO BITCH GET YO NASTY PUSS OUT OF HERE” I shout , Bruno was like passing out , I ran outside and looked for a chick any chick and saw one “ OH miss miss, pretty lady , you have such of pretty pair of eyes I can’t believe people would dare to say the opposite” I said. And she got mad “ Who said the opposite” She asked folding her arms “ GURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL THIS BITCH IN THE MENS ROOM SHE IS SUCH A HATER GURRRRRRRRLLL KICK HER ASS” I said and she ran and wooped her ass off Bruno , Oh God Bruno’s pipi was in the air “ FUCKKK YOUUUUU BRUNO” I took a bunch of paper and covered that shit up and walked outside , and for my luck Bruno finally hide his thing and we walked back to the hospital. “Bro ahhhhhhhhhh sun bro it burns” Bruno said complaining “ SHUT THE FUCK UP” I said. “NU uhhh bor I need a shower and ill be fab” He said . “FINE”… He better figure this shit out…….. I drove him to a hotel his house was too far. He took a shower, and all I could hear was him growling in pain. He got out with this skunk face. “ What the hell happened” He asked lost. “ AHH nothing you wanted drinks , we got drinks , you got drunk and started singing , more drinks and well then I find you getting fucked by your ex-girlfriend, What cany you expect when drunk bruno is around” I spit out. “I DID WHAT, NO NO NO NO NO TELL YOUR LIYING PHIL NO NO NO “ Bruno said with fear in his eyes. I just crossed my legs and arms and nodded “AHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERRRRFUCKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRR” Bruno shout throwing the pillows, sheets and bed on the floor….
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