Rule #31

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by Tonks_legacy

by Tonks_legacy

The Morning.

SO IM SICK RIGHT.

You know the whole nine yards, coughing and sneezing. I got sick because when I went to New York this guy sneezed on me.

Well no offense to New York, but I probably have Ebola now.

Anyway, I woke up late this morning for my morning class. It started at 8am, I climbed out of bed at 7:59am. I rushed around, threw on leggings that I wore last night, sneakers, an old shirt, and my brothers jacket. I pulled my hair out of its bun and flipped it around until it looked like a half-assed Beyonce weave and left. I still had old makeup on too, that's how much effort I put into mornings.

It's weird because I love mornings. I am most inspired when it is morning, in fact and also I am a lover of sunlight. (Having SAD is the reason why).

BUT,

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES UNLESS NECESSARY,

WILL I PUT EFFORT INTO OUTFITS AT 7AM.

So I go to class, it's all good. Im half asleep, sneezing on everybody and pretending I don't exist and nobody can see me. After class I decide to get coffee and a bagel (because I am addicted).

Who comes strolling across campus?

WHOMST YOU ASK?

Fucking Mikayla.

Perfect hair, perfect teeth, perfect smile.

SHE WAS READY TO GO AT 8AM. BUT

then I notice

because it's hot outside.

EVERY GIRL LOOKS FUN AND FRESH EXCEPT FOR ME.

ME?

I look like i got run over by a fucking dump truck, and the dump truck was upset about.

When that big construction boy hit me, he didn't say "OHMY GOD IS SHE OKAY".

Nah.

That big boy said "BITCH DISGUSTING EW WHAT THE FUCK DID I RUN INTO".

and this

is why im single.