Life as a Basic White Girl

Rule #21

WHATS NINE PLUS TEN BITCHES?

Okay okay but really, I am actually living my best life out here. It's rainy AS FUCK outside, but hey I am pretty optimistic for a depressed and anxious hypochondriac in the middle of a college crisis. 

BECAUSE

EVERYONE AROUND ME IS COMPLAINING AND DEALING WITH SHIT

you gotta have a mentally like this:

All these fuckboys may be hitting on you, but HEY

YOURE GETTING ATTENTION

I know I sound dumb and much like a hypocrite.

HOWEVER I have learned to not give a shit about who thinks what about me. All these boys that turn my amazing ass down just put me one step closer to becoming the ultimate end goal:

WIFEY FUCKING MATERIAL.

Now listen here booboo. YOU DO YOU and do not let anyone else tell you, that you are worthless. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE YOU 

and in the end

WHO THEFUCK WILL BE HYPING YOU UP? HUH?

not your friends

not your dumbass boy toy

YOU ARE YOUR OWN ROCK BITCH AND YOU GOTTA FUCKING OWN IT

SO in conclusion

YOU BETTER GO THE FUCK OUT THERE AND LIVE YOUR BEST DAMN LIFE
because you are fucking amazing and worth it and your feelings are valid and I bet your thiccccc as FUCK and god damn beautiful.

DONT FORGET WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BOO.

I love you.