Rule #9

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by Tonks_legacy

by Tonks_legacy

(BASIC).

You know what? It's April.

You know what else? It's fucking cold as balls.

Does that stop me from looking hella cute tho? Nah hoes don't get cold fam.

I have the ability to turn off my "cold". Does that mean I am secretly Elsa? Yes. Because I grew up as a princess, but now I am the motherFUCKING QUEEEEEENNNN BITCHES.

Today I wore my cute skinny jeans and my white off-the-shoulder top with my bralette and my hair in braided pigtails and riding boots. It's 39 degrees outside.

Did I plan to look like the Country Time Cracker Barrel Ye-haw Cinderella? Probably not. But that just might be my inner basic white hoe talking. So here I am sitting with my laptop, sipping my low-fat iced college grade coffee and chewing on my half cooked bagel. Waiting for my hunk of a man Connor to walk by, because I know he likes covefefe just as much as I do.

Speaking of which I ran into him this morning while drinking coffee. He waved and I said hello, except I had coffee in my mouth because he caught me off guard so it sounded more like I was choking on a micro penis bUT THAT'S FINE.

I mean, why not right?

It only cost be $26,000 a year to be here, and mommy and daddy paid for my education, so luckily I am not a millennial in debt.

Yesterday, I forced my brother to drive an hour and a half with my dog to see me so I could get attention from boys and take aesthetically pleasing photos with my pet. BITCH YOU BET I DID. NO I'M NOT KIDDING. IT WORKED TOO.

I like to go to extra lengths to get what I want, and I always get what I want.

-XOXO Gossip Girl